Quotes whose attributions are Anonymous :

“A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.”

“On a tombstone: I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"

“No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.”

“A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.”

“Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.”

“Always borrow money from pessimists . . . they don’t expect to be paid back.

“Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.”

“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”

“Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.”

“Children are natural mimics; they act like their parents in spite of every effort to teach them good manners.”

“If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.”

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.”

“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”

“You know your children have grown up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they are going.”