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Cher

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Quoting the funny Cher :

“Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.”

“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing . . . and then marry him.”

“A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.”

“Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.”

“I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.”

 

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