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Quoting the funny Dolly Parton :

“I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out.”

“I have got little feet because nothing grows in the shade.”

“I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.”

“I never let a rhinestone go unturned”

“My husband said 'show me your boobs' and I had to pull up my skirt... so it was time to get them done!”

“Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.”

"If I have one more facelift I'll have a beard!"

“You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!”

 

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