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Quoting the funny Oscar Wilde:

“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”

“A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.”

“One should always play fairly . . . when one has the winning cards.”

“America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.”

 “No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.”

“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.”

“Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.”

“Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.”

“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”

“Bad artists always admire each other's work.”