Witty and funny Partying quotations . . . click on the authors’ names for more.

Christopher Morley :
“Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.”

George Bernard Shaw :
“Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.”

Groucho Marx :
“She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.”

Jeff Foxworthy :
“The problem with the designated driver program . . . it's not a desirable job . . . but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”