Witty and funny Travel quotations . . . click on the authors’ names for more.

Art Buchwald :
“It's easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one.”

Erma Bombeck :
“Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?”

“Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, ‘No, thank you’ to dessert that night. And for what?!”

Henny Youngman :
“Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

Henry Kissinger :
“There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea . . . or you're anxious to meet people who do.”